Breaking News

Feb 29

Katy Perry unfollows Russell Brand on Twitter. RIP Journalism

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Siri, You Pervert

Feb 28

Siri doesn't understand "Who is Abraham Lincoln." If you like, it can search the web for "pictures of boobs"

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I Love Chips

Feb 28

a push up bra is like a bag of chips. you open it and it's half empty

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You Sir, Are a Pervert

Feb 28

the difference between a pervert and an artist is a canvas and easel

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Gross Analogy

Feb 27

non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Tastes the same, but still just isn't right!

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