Not What I Was Expecting

Feb 27

a literal pussy. a cat's head in a naked woman's crotch

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I’ve Heard Of This Phenomenon

Feb 16

if business women spend enough time working together their Outlook calendars will sync

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Tom Brady Can

Feb 14

Gisele says you cannot fucking blow a kist and catch a kiss at the same time

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So That’s Why She’s With Him!

Feb 11

Jay Z's penis is chocolate and ejaculates money

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You’re Doing A Fine Job

Feb 01

This is how I fuck walls. Girl does splits against a wall

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