Is Kristy Still Alive?

Mar 05

Girl asks Yahoo if there's a spell to become a mermaid. Guy tells her to go underwater and inhale

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Don’t Strain Yourself

Mar 04

No matter how hard life gets, remember there is nothing harder than pooping when you don't have to poop.

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There Are No Cute Asshole Babies

Mar 03

text message explains why everyone only like their own farts. farts are asshole babies

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When You See It…

Mar 02

man is proposing to his girlfriend in a park, and someone in the distance is mooning the camera

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Siri, You Pervert

Feb 28

Siri doesn't understand "Who is Abraham Lincoln." If you like, it can search the web for "pictures of boobs"

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