There Are No Cute Asshole Babies

Mar 03

text message explains why everyone only like their own farts. farts are asshole babies

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 9.5/10 (2 votes cast)

submit to stumbleupon      submit to reddit    

Aspire To Be Ugly

Feb 06

billboard for gym says if you're tired of being fat & ugly, you can just be ugly

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

submit to stumbleupon      submit to reddit    

Typical Spelling Mistake

Jan 28

girl says she's ugly. guy says you spelled "attention seeking whore" wrong

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

submit to stumbleupon      submit to reddit    

He Meets His Soul Mate

Dec 22

dating agency tells ugly man that his ideal match is his hand

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 1.0/10 (1 vote cast)

submit to stumbleupon      submit to reddit    

Unsuitable for Sex

Nov 07

condom machine returns woman's money because she is too ugly for sex

VN:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 4.5/10 (2 votes cast)

submit to stumbleupon      submit to reddit