For Lonely Farmers’ Wives

Jan 07

vibrator shaped like an ear of corn is called the cornbrator

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Mom’s Carrot

Dec 11

kids can't find a carrot for snowman's nose, so they grab mother's vibrator

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Is This Gay?

Nov 08

penis says to call a medic because he thinks vibrator is having a seizure

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You Were Amazing

Nov 02

vibrator smoking a cigarette after sex

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Courtney Love’s New Dildo

Oct 10

giant rocket looks like a giant dildo

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